i know this college will treat me right
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
Canada’s time to shine has come
i went to a url to see if it was taken and the last post on it was
that’s a really long marathon
tumblr needs a wendy
"Pepper, leave the lady alone."
"It’s fine, she was only trying to make friends. It was harmless."
”She’s not harmless, she drowned her sister’s baby and sliced his ears off.”