damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

(Source: doritodictator)

chompyface:

i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future

cloudcuckoolander527:

tokilladm:

What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition

You are the future. 

agentdarcy:

friendly reminder that there’s a cut scene in Thor that while the Destroyer is blowing shit up, Darcy runs into the pet store to save all the animals and give them to people leaving the town

as things are being set on fire around her, she talks to the dog, telling him I  won’t let the big scary monster step on you,  and names it Baker

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scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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(Source: aqua)

ruinedchildhood:

me after group projects
ruinedchildhood:

me after group projects
ruinedchildhood:

me after group projects

ruinedchildhood:

me after group projects

(Source: heckboy)

fishingboatproceeds:

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.

juliankoster:

can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it

(Source: incredibility)

(Source: buffayyyyyyy)

kurosukone:

True sibling protection

(Source: lovefortelevision)

disheartens:

don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about

*high fives your ass*